Frank J. does it again with his own version of President Obama’s Christmas message. Government-sponsored Christmas Present Reform is needed to address the inequities in gift-giving, and the President knows better than Santa if you’ve been naughty or nice. So, he’s appointing a “Present Czar.”
This post was written by Ryan Booth on Friday, December 25, 2009, 10:20. Ryan Booth has written 43 posts on this blog.
“We will probably hear leaks about an undisclosed Romney ailment — only to wonder why Obama, alone of major candidates in recent decades, has never released his medical records. We should expect to hear that Romney got a B or C in some college course — only to remind us that Obama, alone of major candidates, does not want anyone looking at his college transcripts. Do we really wish to hear how an admitted prep-school serial use of beer, marijuana, and occasional coke, and a history of skipped classes, translated into admission into Occidental and then Columbia? We will hear another 19th-century Romney family polygamy story only to be reminded of a 20th-century Obama counterpart. We will be lectured about a fiery Mormon bishop only to hear it trumped by another racist rant from Jeremiah Wright.”