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So, Uhhhh, What The Heck Is This?

Channel 33 in Baton Rouge had something a little bit creepy on its morning news today – namely, a picture a viewer sent in claiming he found it on a sim card still intact after a deer camera he’d planted at a reserve near Berwick was found broken.

It doesn’t look much like a deer.

It looks more like Paul Begala. But Begala only goes on camera for money, so it’s probably not him.

Speaking as a critter who makes a practice of prowling the swamps of South Louisiana at night, it doesn’t really look familiar. I couldn’t say what the heck this thing is. The guy who sent it to the TV station says  it’s an “alien-looking thing.”

Nah. It ain’t alien.

We might want to ask an authority on the subject and see what he says. So let’s do that, shall we?

Nah, that ain’t it either.

OK, anybody got any ideas?

5 Comments

  1. no really... says:

    no really…what the heck is that…it looks like the negative of a speed skater…

  2. Lurker says:

    I think it’s Charlie Melancon looking for lost votes?

  3. Ryan Booth says:

    It only looks like the picture is from the woods. I think its actually a victim of TSA molestation, unable to stand after an extensive anal cavity check, forced up against the nudie scanner.

  4. Sarge says:

    I agree with “no really” : It looks like Apolo Ohno on a negative coming out of a turn on the ice. It’s either that or Mary Landrieu without make-up.

  5. CIANO DELEO says:

    One eye must have a brother, two eye who appeared to me on a cool fall day in the henderson swamp in the manmade canal, cut to allow the commercial fishermen access to bay farin and bay teyan, he swam midway across the canal wile i watched from a distance of 200′ and when he noticed that I was staring at him, he acted alarmed and I thought ” hell, you think you’re scared, my heart was about to come out of my chest, when suddenly he submerged and I looked toward the side of the canal where he would have to surface and climb up the bank into the wooded swamp and I saw that he would not be surfacing, for the water had flooded into the swamp treeline and I would not be allowed another look at him, it, whatever it was…..I CAN TELL YOU THIS 3 YEARS LATER ,I FOUND MYSELF FISHING IN THE AREA, AND AS I STARTED TO FISH, THE HAIR ON THE NAPE OF MY BACK ROSE AND i felt chills through out my back
    and if anyone doubts what i claim that i saw, lets go there and camp for a few nights and i’m sure we be treated to a moost eerie unsuual being……

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