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An Old Lady, A Hot Blonde, A Cajun And Obama On A Train

An Old Lady, A Hot Blonde, A Cajun And Obama On A Train
June 30
09:51 2011

From an e-mail MacAoidh forwarded to me…

Sitting together on a train were Obama, a Cajun, a little old lady and a young blonde girl with large breasts. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks:
Cajun must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Cajun thinks:
I can’t wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the shit out of Obama again.

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  1. Haywood Jabloeme
    Haywood Jabloeme June 30, 17:11


  2. Dubayou
    Dubayou July 01, 11:01

    This is the type of discourse that leads to the huge proliferation of sexual and gender harassment.   ‘When you make a joke out of inappropriate sexual conduct, it leads people to think its ok to rub up on or feel up a pretty girl with big gazoomskis. 

    • MacAoidh
      MacAoidh July 01, 13:24

      If Oscar was here, he’d probably slap the shit out of you for making such a whiny, stupid comment.

    • Pookiee68
      Pookiee68 July 01, 18:57

      some one tells a joke and it leads YOU to think its ok to feel up a girl, that is what you are saying, because PEOPLE KNOW it’s not ok to feel up a girl because someone told a joke. so how many pretty girls have you sexually molested, dubayou? and who exactly are you going to blame it on? and yes, SOMEBODY needs to slap the shit out of you. your mama DID NOT teach you the right way to treat girls, REGARDLESS of what anyone says or does around you.

    • Shirbert1
      Shirbert1 July 01, 23:07

      Isn’t it inappropriate to call a woman’s breasts “gazoomskis”?  Where did you even get that term?

  3. Upyours
    Upyours July 01, 18:41

    Old joke, but still funny – and funnier with Obama as the slap recipient!

  4. Rodney James Washington
    Rodney James Washington June 27, 04:27

    Good joke, wrong person! First, ole lady would be scared, hot blonde would be ready, the Prez. would be chillin and the cajun would be walking!! Oh, yeah! Did we mention the Chief, 1st Lady! !! Next

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