Things You Don’t Say To Your Wife
Tim Hawkins is this guy’s name. Hopefully he just came up with all these and didn’t figure ‘em out the hard way.
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This post was written by Oscar on Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 11:14. Oscar has written 722 posts on this blog.
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Quote of the day
Quote Of The Day, May 25, 2012
“What happened here was the accumulated karmic backlash of forty years’ worth of Establishment Democrats telling the Activist Left that they were the vanguard of, and spokesmen for, a broad American populist movement. For the longest time, such lies were simply an accepted part of the public policy debate; mostly because the country had no yardstick by which to judge the Left’s turnout and activities.“But then came the Tea Parties — which showed people what a real American populist movement looks like, and what it can do — and its success stung the Activist Left at the exact moment that Scott Walker came along and not unreasonably decided that if he was elected on a platform of doing certain things, he had best start doing them. This infuriated the Left, but not as much as the refusal of Walker and the WI GOP to go weak-kneed at the first sign of push-back. So… the recall movement was born!
“And… fizzled. The Left should have cut their losses when Prosser demonstrated that drum circles and illegal indoor camping in the Rotunda didn’t translate into votes… and they definitely should have cut their losses when the first wave of recalls didn’t live up to the hype. But they didn’t, and now the people of Wisconsin are increasingly demonstrating that they’re tired of all of this – and they’re not blaming the Republicans, either. Such a shame, but that’s what you get whe- hey! The bacon’s fully cooked.”
- Moe Lane
This one’s a HELL of a lot better than the original, since the original comes from a preachy greenie band– and who the hell do they think they are fooling anyway, since they draw enough power with their amps to light up the East Coast?
Thanks for this. He’s pretty good. I watched some of his other stuff. I liked “I Work at Subway” for sure, but “The Government Can” is good if you want some good conservative laughs.