If You’re Gonna Run For Governor, It’s Probably A Good Idea To Protect Your Public Image…
….and maybe scrub your MySpace page for things that could be embarrassing.
Or at least not to do anything embarrassing less than a week before you qualify.
This would have been pretty good advice for this dude Lenny Bollingham, who qualified today and whose MySpace page is more colorful than what you’d see from a regular politician.
For example…
Or maybe this…
Jindal’s got nothin’ on that, fa sho.
And there are videos. Because Lenny’s an amateur filmmaker.
In this one, he shows off a Willie Mosconi vibe. Jindal can’t run a table like this dude, though once yer through watchin’ it we’re not gonna be talkin’ ’bout exorcisms and how funky that was for Jindal to write about anymore.
The Bobbi Pin
Lenny | Myspace Video
And we’ve got another one, which might be a little tougher to get through (if you wait until Act 3 you’ll see the part where he’s talking about passing out during sex, which doesn’t exactly scream “serious contender for statewide office”)…
Resurrecting New Orleans
Lenny | Myspace Video
There’s also a coloring book about Santa Claus.
And a Facebook page.
A little taste of the flavor…
Nope. I’ve got no idea what he’s talkin’ about.
Sure, he’s nuts. So is Foster Campbell, and people actually kinda-sorta pay attention to him. Besides, Joe Biden is Vice President and I don’t see much difference.
And hey – at least ol’ Lenny put himself out there. That’s more than you can say for the Democrats so far, right?
Loony tunes, that’s all folks.
It is an open source campaign. I am making a documentary, my first short film, and the 48 hour film project were done quickly as was the rules. THanks for the exposure, there are reading games too. Try to mention the Petroleum Engineering Degree with 100+ projects some multi million dollar installations that were ahead of schedule and under budget. We will fight for drilling in the Gulf and will have our own team of inspectors. Try mentioning the MS in Computer Science and nearly the PhD before being wrecked in 1999, and how our state needs to pen laws to attrach high tech companies not tax them exclusively. Maybe mention the MBA like Bobby the only difference being my degrees are from Louisiana. I have studied the agencies and know exactly why we are last. It is all procedural, from the state bar disciplinary coucil down, the Governor down, the state police down. If I get the chance we will make great advances and hopefully be in the top 5 instead of last. Actually I met Tito Ortiz but his FB page had too many requests so I asked his wife Jenna to tell him Hi for me. I have been to four film schools of varying length and am serious about that industry here, and my documentary. I hope it can still be a comedy, but our state is last and the country dropped to 5th in competitiveness. Let’s work together please! The games are an ebook “The Reading Sleuth”, a quick start for 3 to 100 yrs learning the letters of any language and how to read. Thanks again so much I think the films are hilarious and I try to keep things lite. Also, friends with some great Hollywood directors too. Best Wishes Hey Ride! I am on! Leonard Alan “Lenny” Bollingham. I love this state!
It is an open source campaign. I am making a documentary, my first short film, and the 48 hour film project were done quickly as was the rules. THanks for the exposure, there are reading games too. Try to mention the Petroleum Engineering Degree with 100+ projects some multi million dollar installations that were ahead of schedule and under budget. We will fight for drilling in the Gulf and will have our own team of inspectors. Try mentioning the MS in Computer Science and nearly the PhD before being wrecked in 1999, and how our state needs to pen laws to attrach high tech companies not tax them exclusively. Maybe mention the MBA like Bobby the only difference being my degrees are from Louisiana. I have studied the agencies and know exactly why we are last. It is all procedural, from the state bar disciplinary coucil down, the Governor down, the state police down. If I get the chance we will make great advances and hopefully be in the top 5 instead of last. Actually I met Tito Ortiz but his FB page had too many requests so I asked his wife Jenna to tell him Hi for me. I have been to four film schools of varying length and am serious about that industry here, and my documentary. I hope it can still be a comedy, but our state is last and the country dropped to 5th in competitiveness. Let’s work together please! The games are an ebook “The Reading Sleuth”, a quick start for 3 to 100 yrs learning the letters of any language and how to read. Thanks again so much I think the films are hilarious and I try to keep things lite. Also, friends with some great Hollywood directors too. Best Wishes Hey Ride! I am on! Leonard Alan “Lenny” Bollingham. I love this state!
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this guy is way better than booby swindle!