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Oscar’s Farks O’ The Week, Smorgashbord Edition


I’ve been kinda lazy with the farks the last coupla weeks, on account of it was Mardy Grass and me an’ mine like to do it up real big.

And while we were galivantin’, these kinda piled up. So let’s get to ‘em, shall we?

First there was the Rubio thing with his drinkin’ problem or whatever you call it. That guy Maddow on MSNBC an’ all the people like him made a big deal out of it.

Even our buddies over at the Obama Purple Drank Company decided to get in on the action…

That whole water-gate thing or whatever was durin’ the response to the State of the Union. Damn shame Boehner didn’t do this while that was goin’ on…

Or even this…

Here’s the actual state of the union, by the by…

That speech was basically a lot of this…

One of the worst moments in that speech was when he went Full Retard on that gun control business. “They Deserve A Vote” and so on.

He doesn’t even have a bill and he’s screamin’ for a vote. A vote on WHAT, slapnutz?

Yeah, President Slapnutz. I went there.

Anyway, Democrats are all about gun control because Democrats know you can’t trust Democrat voters with guns. Fer example…

Oh, and yesterday was Valentine’s Day…

That dictator-business seems to be a thing this year…

Oh, and there was this…

Bill Clinton can play the Valentine’s game, too…

We also have a bit different take than you might’ve heard about all that smut on the internet…

Hey, remember when there was all that talk about that petition to get Obama to build a Death Star? Obama didn’t want to build it – but the reason why’s not as obvious as you mighta thought.

Y’all know anybody like this? We got lots of ‘em down in Barataria…

By the way, never rush to assume anything. You never know what might come outta that…

And we always like to close it up with a tip you can use…


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