Two years ago when Alabama came to New Orleans and won a national championship because…OK, Jordan Jefferson, and we ain’t gonna talk about the rest, there was a pretty good, er, incident at the Krystal Burger place in the French Quarter.

But last night, we found out that when Alabama comes to New Orleans and doesn’t win anything the “incidents” don’t make it out of the Superdome.

We present to you…a show.