KNOE had the best story of the week in Louisiana. It seems that this is alligator mating season, and in the northeast Louisiana town of Sterlington a rather sizable alligator decided to take up residence in a house under construction, perhaps to impress the local females of his species with his new crib.

The alligator lacked title to the home, of course, and the human who did possess ownership disputed his right to live there. Which resulted in a professional being called in to give the lizard the bum’s rush.

And the rest of us the most exciting footage to come out of that part of the state in a coon’s age…