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    THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Good News For Beheaded Christians

THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Good News For Beheaded Christians

My man Andrew Klavan has some sunshine to pump on you if you’re one of those folks who found himself without a head at the hands of the ISIS people.

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    You Can’t Vote For Scott Walker – He Didn’t Finish College

You Can’t Vote For Scott Walker – He Didn’t Finish College

We can’t have a president what didn’t finish college. Y’all know that. We gotta have an Ivy League guy. Otherwise he could look like a dunce on a YouTube video.

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    THE REVOLTING TRUTH: The Obama Conspiracy Conspiracy

THE REVOLTING TRUTH: The Obama Conspiracy Conspiracy

Because there are all kinds of crazy right-wing conspiracy theories out there about Obama. And somebody’s gotta debunk ‘em, for the good of the country. So Klavan does that. Kinda.

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    Rand Stands With Vitter

Rand Stands With Vitter

So I just got this in my e-mail box. Hot off da wire, this is. Dear Oscar, I am writing to you today to talk to you about my good

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    Cover Versions: Such Great Heights

Cover Versions: Such Great Heights

We haven’t done one o’ these in a while, so I’ll break us back in easy. I’m only givin’ you the song and then one cover of it. Quick and

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    Can Anybody Explain The Loctite Glue Ad From Last Night?

Can Anybody Explain The Loctite Glue Ad From Last Night?

Some of y’all might think I’m a dummy. Maybe I am. I don’t really think of myself like that, though. I’m kinda like Fredo – I can handle things! I’m

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THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Attack Of The But-Heads

  THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Attack Of The But-Heads

It’s like a horror movie. With a lot of big ol’ buts in it. Not big butts like the ones

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Have You Seen The Pelicans’ “Special Man” Ad On New Orleans TV?

  Have You Seen The Pelicans’ “Special Man” Ad On New Orleans TV?

To get this one, you gotta be from N’Awlins. You gotta have grown up watchin’ those hilarious greasy Frankie and

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Somebody Ripped Off Mitch Landrieu’s Car Over The Weekend…

  Somebody Ripped Off Mitch Landrieu’s Car Over The Weekend…

…at least that’s what the WWL people say. They got it from the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s office… Mayor Mitch Landrieu’s

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Here. Here’s The Dumbest Thing You’ve Ever Seen…

  Here. Here’s The Dumbest Thing You’ve Ever Seen…

A picture for y’all to look at… That’s a couple goofballs in London. And here’s some people kinda like them,

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THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Which Black Lives Matter?

  THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Which Black Lives Matter?

If you’re not tired of the idiots runnin’ around with their #BlackLivesMatter signs as they block traffic on the interstate

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One Thing We Found Out At SOTU…

  One Thing We Found Out At SOTU…

…was exactly how ridiculous the Ruth Buzzie Ginsburg situation has gotten. Y’all notice this? Justice Ginsburg pic.twitter.com/JEO4PBkDIr — Jay Caruso

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THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Should Waterboarding Be An Olympic Sport?

  THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Should Waterboarding Be An Olympic Sport?

Yeah, probably should be. This is Klavan’s response to that “bipartisan report by Senate Democrats” which said torturin’ terrorists was

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And Now, Some Videos Of Hippos Chasing Boats…

  And Now, Some Videos Of Hippos Chasing Boats…

Bet you didn’t figure on seeing this when you showed up here today, huh? Turns out hippos chasin’ boats is

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Yaw Yaw Yaw Yaw.

  Yaw Yaw Yaw Yaw.

So ol’ Les done went an’ hired his coaches to replace Ron Jeremy. Ron Jeremy. Y’know – the defensive coordinator

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THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Republicans Are Smarter Than Democrats – And More Liberal

  THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Republicans Are Smarter Than Democrats – And More Liberal

He’s sayin’ in general. And he’s got some science to back it up. What’s interestin’ about this is somethin’ else

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Turns Out Steve Kroft Likes To Party

  Turns Out Steve Kroft Likes To Party

The freaks come out at night. Sunday night, that is. Here’s a story you won’t see on “60 Minutes.” Veteran

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If You’re A Dog Owner You Might Never Leave The House Again After Watchin’ This

  If You’re A Dog Owner You Might Never Leave The House Again After Watchin’ This

Almost six million views on YouTube for this, in 10 days. So you know it’s worth watchin’, right? It’s a

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THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Black Leader Al Sharpton

  THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Black Leader Al Sharpton

You just know this is gonna be good. Everybody loves it when somebody skewers ol’ Ratso Sharpton. And my guy

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