The Hayride

Posts From Oscar

    Y’all Know What A Biscuit Taco Is?

Y’all Know What A Biscuit Taco Is?

I got no idea. What I do know is that Taco Bell says McDonald’s is a bunch of Romanian communists with clown makeup and trenchcoats on. And that means a

0 comment Read Full Article
    Tales From The Congressional Parking Lot

Tales From The Congressional Parking Lot

Y’all know who Eleanor Holmes Norton is? She’s the District of Columbia’s “delegate” to Congress. She got famous for sayin’ some of the stupidest stuff about Ferguson you’ll ever hear.

2 comments Read Full Article
    It Seems I Gotta Take Over Today…

It Seems I Gotta Take Over Today…

…because our fearless leader around here has gone ballistic over that choke-job in Pittsburgh last night. Y’all might remember that MacAoidh was not a fan of Johnny Jones gettin’ hired.

0 comment Read Full Article
    And Now, Drones Armed With Roman Candles

And Now, Drones Armed With Roman Candles

I dunno how these rednecks figured out how to shoot Roman candles off a drone, but they did. And then they decided to turn that into a competition. As in,

0 comment Read Full Article
    THE REVOLTING TRUTH: The Magical Box Of Leftism

THE REVOLTING TRUTH: The Magical Box Of Leftism

Klavan says the Left’s got ‘em a box, and it turns all those good intentions, when they put ‘em in there, into…something different. Yeah, he’s sayin’ their stuff never really

0 comment Read Full Article
    He’s Over-Friendly.

He’s Over-Friendly.

So tonight the worst-kept secret in Louisiana leaked out a little. Allegations of sexual harassment against Baton Rouge Mayor-President Kip Holden have surfaced in a Kansas City lawsuit by a

1 comment Read Full Article

Jim Geraghty Interviews Hillary’s E-mail Server

  Jim Geraghty Interviews Hillary’s E-mail Server

I’m gonna just steal this, because y’all need to see it. And then you need to go sign up for

0 comment Read Full Article

THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Good News For Beheaded Christians

  THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Good News For Beheaded Christians

My man Andrew Klavan has some sunshine to pump on you if you’re one of those folks who found himself

0 comment Read Full Article

You Can’t Vote For Scott Walker – He Didn’t Finish College

  You Can’t Vote For Scott Walker – He Didn’t Finish College

We can’t have a president what didn’t finish college. Y’all know that. We gotta have an Ivy League guy. Otherwise

1 comment Read Full Article

THE REVOLTING TRUTH: The Obama Conspiracy Conspiracy

  THE REVOLTING TRUTH: The Obama Conspiracy Conspiracy

Because there are all kinds of crazy right-wing conspiracy theories out there about Obama. And somebody’s gotta debunk ‘em, for

0 comment Read Full Article

Rand Stands With Vitter

  Rand Stands With Vitter

So I just got this in my e-mail box. Hot off da wire, this is. Dear Oscar, I am writing

0 comment Read Full Article

Cover Versions: Such Great Heights

  Cover Versions: Such Great Heights

We haven’t done one o’ these in a while, so I’ll break us back in easy. I’m only givin’ you

0 comment Read Full Article

Can Anybody Explain The Loctite Glue Ad From Last Night?

  Can Anybody Explain The Loctite Glue Ad From Last Night?

Some of y’all might think I’m a dummy. Maybe I am. I don’t really think of myself like that, though.

0 comment Read Full Article

THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Attack Of The But-Heads

  THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Attack Of The But-Heads

It’s like a horror movie. With a lot of big ol’ buts in it. Not big butts like the ones

0 comment Read Full Article

Have You Seen The Pelicans’ “Special Man” Ad On New Orleans TV?

  Have You Seen The Pelicans’ “Special Man” Ad On New Orleans TV?

To get this one, you gotta be from N’Awlins. You gotta have grown up watchin’ those hilarious greasy Frankie and

0 comment Read Full Article

Somebody Ripped Off Mitch Landrieu’s Car Over The Weekend…

  Somebody Ripped Off Mitch Landrieu’s Car Over The Weekend…

…at least that’s what the WWL people say. They got it from the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s office… Mayor Mitch Landrieu’s

2 comments Read Full Article

Here. Here’s The Dumbest Thing You’ve Ever Seen…

  Here. Here’s The Dumbest Thing You’ve Ever Seen…

A picture for y’all to look at… That’s a couple goofballs in London. And here’s some people kinda like them,

0 comment Read Full Article

THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Which Black Lives Matter?

  THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Which Black Lives Matter?

If you’re not tired of the idiots runnin’ around with their #BlackLivesMatter signs as they block traffic on the interstate

0 comment Read Full Article

One Thing We Found Out At SOTU…

  One Thing We Found Out At SOTU…

…was exactly how ridiculous the Ruth Buzzie Ginsburg situation has gotten. Y’all notice this? Justice Ginsburg pic.twitter.com/JEO4PBkDIr — Jay Caruso

0 comment Read Full Article
1 2 3 59

Subscribe to The Nooner!

Categories

Archives