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Hey, You Guys Wanna See LSU’s Baseball Highlight Film?

Pretty quick that they put this together so soon after the season ended. And boiled the whole thing down to 2 minutes, too. Damn shame that a team which was so good for so long durin’ the season would go... (Continue reading)

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VIDEO: Reason.tv’s NSA Slow Jam

Baby, I’ll tap it.... (Continue reading)

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Seen The Audi Ad With The Spocks?

It’s not really a TV ad. It’s almost three minutes long. It’s a web ad, and a pretty good one. Nimoy is old, though, huh? Damn.... (Continue reading)

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They’re Doin’ A Big Awareness Campaign For Testicular Cancer In Brazil…

…and like pretty much everything else they do in Brazil it’s (1) dumb and (2) not classy. Well, that’s a little harsh. Brazilian restaurants are awesome. Brazilian Mardi Gras? Not awesome. Not compared to Endymion, at least. And soccer. Come on... (Continue reading)

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‘We’re Goin’ To F-ing Omaha!’

Last night LSU lit up Oklahoma, particularly late, and finished off a sweep of the Super Regional that had far and away the most interest in it. Alex Bregman was pretty cool with that. He’s a kid. He’s gonna be... (Continue reading)

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This Bird’s A Better Dancer Than Any Of The Losers At The IRS

Don’t believe me? Judge for yourself. First, the IRS losers… And now, the bird… Hey, you think the bird can play Mr. Spock? He can’t be any worse than the IRS Small Business & Self-Employed Division Commissioner. Whose name is,... (Continue reading)

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Wanna See Megyn Kelly Rip Jim McDermott’s Lungs Out And Feed ‘Em To Him?

OK, it wasn’t quite that bad. She was kinda nice to him. Not that it made the outcome any friendlier on him or anythin’, but at least one of ‘em was professional about it. And the pro wasn’t the moonbat... (Continue reading)

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How About A Billy Goat Attack Video?

After all, it is a Tuesday night. This is from some crap-infested Latin American country where they put up with billy goats in the streets. But while nobody seems to have anything they can use to stop a billy goat... (Continue reading)

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For The Love O’ God, When Is Ol’ Man McCain Gonna Shaddap?

So over the weekend that guy Issa, who runs all the committee hearings in the House when somebody’s gotta look into Obama’s scandalpalooza, unloaded a big truck of Bleep You on the four-eyed creep Obama has flackin’ for him… “Their... (Continue reading)

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There Are Snakes At The State Capitol, And The Advocate Is The Last To Know

A piece which pretty much writes itself, fa sho… There are always jokes this time of year about all the unsavory characters coming through the State Capitol, as legislators and lobbyists come together to wrangle over what bills will eventually... (Continue reading)

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Did You Guys See The 14-Year Old Girl Who Covers The Van Halen Guitar Riff?

Her name is Tina something, and she can shred. But – and here’s where we do the “Kids Today!” thing – she doesn’t even really look like it’s even fun to kick this much ass. Come on, kid. Enjoy it,... (Continue reading)

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Is This Guy The Worst Scooter Driver Of All Time?

Yes. Yes he is. When you hit a half-dozen cars on the street and then follow that up with a trip into a big-ol’ hole, you pretty much suck without equal. This cat needs a ride in a rickshaw.... (Continue reading)

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Y’all Know What An Escherian Stairwell Is?

It’s a stairwell that doesn’t take you anywhere. Except on a trip to “blow-your-mind-ville.” There was a scene with one in Inception; you might have seen it. And now here’s a “real life” one at the Rochester Institute of Technology…... (Continue reading)

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VIDEO: The Oreo Separator Machine

Welcome to American ingenuity, 21st Century style y’all. No, not the guy’s moustache. That just grew out natural-like.... (Continue reading)

Oscar’s Farks Of The Week, Lying Weasels Edition

I been slackin’ on this job. I know that. But it’s hard to keep yer act together when you’re on the run from the Revenue Man. We’ll start with this…   There’s a whole buncha these out there… Moving on…this... (Continue reading)

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Chris Hadfield’s Space Oddity

This might be better than anything David Bowie ever did. Largely because Bowie might have sung about space, but Bowie never actually made it up there. Whereas Chris Hadfield, who’s a Canadian with some mad engineering and pilot skills as... (Continue reading)

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VIDEO: Charles Ramsey’s New Hit Song

This guy was up there with Antoine Dodson, who by the way says he’s not gay no more, and Sweet Brown. From the minute he hit the scene he was up there. And now it’s official, because he’s got the... (Continue reading)

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Check Out THIS Idiot

You probably heard about the controversy over this Tamerlan Tsarnaev stiff, right? Nobody wants to bury him. They can’t find a cemetery in Boston that’ll take his corpse. They could barely find an undertaker who’d handle the body. The mom... (Continue reading)

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VIDEO: The Guy Who Rescued Amanda Berry

Move over, Antoine Dodson and Sweet Brown. We’ve got a brand-new viral celebrity in da hood. His name’s Charles Ramsey, and he was the cat who rescued Amanda Berry from that house in Cleveland where Berry and the two other... (Continue reading)

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Sometimes, The Stupidity Is Flat-Out Impressive…

…and this might well take the cake. Don’t know about y’all, but this impresses me. Where do these people come from? A woman shaving her bikini area while driving caused a car accident on Cudjoe Key, near Key West, according to... (Continue reading)

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