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    The Obligatory Clay Higgins Crimestoppers Video

The Obligatory Clay Higgins Crimestoppers Video

Because 1.3 million YouTube views in five days is…what’s the word? Incontrovertible. I even spelled it right. They call this guy Clay Higgins, who’s a Lieutenant with the St. Landry

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    VIDEO: How To Troll A Klan March

VIDEO: How To Troll A Klan March

It seems the best way to do such a thing is to arrive with a sousaphone and give ‘em a soundtrack. A “don’t we look stupid” soundtrack. The Klan is

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    When Garth Brooks Did Callin’ Baton Rouge On Saturday, It Was A Thing….

When Garth Brooks Did Callin’ Baton Rouge On Saturday, It Was A Thing….

He played at that Smoothie King Center place, what they used to call the New Orleans Arena, on Saturday night. Way I hear it, it was a good show. The

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    What Y’all Need Is A Little Break From All The Trouble In The World

What Y’all Need Is A Little Break From All The Trouble In The World

Yeah, that’s right. I notice y’all are all about the doom an’ gloom these days. Yer depressin’ us down here in Barataria Bay. So I gotta do my job an’

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    COVER VERSIONS: Would Y’all Like To Hear Bohemian Rhapsody On An Old Fairground Organ?

COVER VERSIONS: Would Y’all Like To Hear Bohemian Rhapsody On An Old Fairground Organ?

Of course y’all would. That’s what y’all have me around here for. If you can’t get enough of that, I got a little more. This is a bit less automated,

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    Is That Guy Delgado A Racist? He Sounds Like A Racist…

Is That Guy Delgado A Racist? He Sounds Like A Racist…

So my uncle T-Pete calls me today. He’s a muckety-muck what lives in Baton Rouge, and he says all anybody wantsa talk about in that town this week isn’t the

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And This Happened Today

  And This Happened Today

I’m doin’ a college golf post. What does it take to get yours truly to do a college golf post?

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It’s Floodin’ Pretty Good In Austin And Houston, Too

  It’s Floodin’ Pretty Good In Austin And Houston, Too

We did the Trinity River deal in Dallas earlier this morning, but we got some other cool video of the

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They Got ‘Em Some Water In Dallas, Y’all

  They Got ‘Em Some Water In Dallas, Y’all

Everybody here’s been to Dallas, right? Spent a week there one day, or somethin’? What they say is “everything’s bigger

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VIDEO: John Young’s Campaign Does An Ad With No Talking

  VIDEO: John Young’s Campaign Does An Ad With No Talking

This is gonna be my favorite ad of this election cycle, and prolly it’ll be yours as well. I know

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The Idiotic Mark Halperin-Ted Cruz Interview

  The Idiotic Mark Halperin-Ted Cruz Interview

Imagine somebody doin’ an interview of Barack Obama back in 2007 and askin’ him whether he likes fried chicken and

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And Now, The Great Leafblower-Chiminea War

  And Now, The Great Leafblower-Chiminea War

There is no limit to the creativity of mankind. Mankind, I said. I don’t think chicks can come up with

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Life Copies The Life Aquatic

  Life Copies The Life Aquatic

I ain’t gotta say much to set this up. All I gotta do is show you a couple video clips

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Turns Out The Toothless Mexican Guy Works For Hillary

  Turns Out The Toothless Mexican Guy Works For Hillary

If y’all didn’t see the toothless Mexican guy impersonating Will Muschamp as Florida’s ex-football coach, go here and look at

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Hey, Y’all Need A Hillary Clinton Campaign Theme Song?

  Hey, Y’all Need A Hillary Clinton Campaign Theme Song?

Of course y’all do. Every political campaign needs a theme song. It’s gotta be catchy, have a memorable tune and

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So Will Muschamp Lost A Bunch Of His Teeth And Grew A John Chavis Stache…

  So Will Muschamp Lost A Bunch Of His Teeth And Grew A John Chavis Stache…

…oh, and he started speakin’ Spanish. And now he’s doin’ interviews about his time as Florida’s head coach. It’s not

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THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Obama’s Clown-Car Diplomacy

  THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Obama’s Clown-Car Diplomacy

This is perhaps the funniest – and saddest – one of these yet. In which our resident scholar on all

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You Wanna See The World’s Greatest Waterslide?

  You Wanna See The World’s Greatest Waterslide?

Since it’s gonna be summer pretty soon, we thought we’d put this out. There’s a place in Ohio where they

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THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Fifty Shades Of Barack Obama

  THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Fifty Shades Of Barack Obama

Because six years in, this country’s pretty much like a sexually-abused chick with a belly-button ring. We all know it.

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