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    It’s Floodin’ Pretty Good In Austin And Houston, Too

It’s Floodin’ Pretty Good In Austin And Houston, Too

We did the Trinity River deal in Dallas earlier this morning, but we got some other cool video of the floodin’ goin’ on in that state. Here’s Austin… And Houston,

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    They Got ‘Em Some Water In Dallas, Y’all

They Got ‘Em Some Water In Dallas, Y’all

Everybody here’s been to Dallas, right? Spent a week there one day, or somethin’? What they say is “everything’s bigger in Texas,” but that ain’t true. It ain’t true because

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    VIDEO: John Young’s Campaign Does An Ad With No Talking

VIDEO: John Young’s Campaign Does An Ad With No Talking

This is gonna be my favorite ad of this election cycle, and prolly it’ll be yours as well. I know this because it’s unlikely there’s gonna be another political ad

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    The Idiotic Mark Halperin-Ted Cruz Interview

The Idiotic Mark Halperin-Ted Cruz Interview

Imagine somebody doin’ an interview of Barack Obama back in 2007 and askin’ him whether he likes fried chicken and watermelon, who his fave rapper is and whether he’d say

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    And Now, The Great Leafblower-Chiminea War

And Now, The Great Leafblower-Chiminea War

There is no limit to the creativity of mankind. Mankind, I said. I don’t think chicks can come up with this particular brand of awesome. Sorry, babes – it’s science.

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    Life Copies The Life Aquatic

Life Copies The Life Aquatic

I ain’t gotta say much to set this up. All I gotta do is show you a couple video clips and knowin’ how smart you people are you’ll unnerstand. First,

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Turns Out The Toothless Mexican Guy Works For Hillary

  Turns Out The Toothless Mexican Guy Works For Hillary

If y’all didn’t see the toothless Mexican guy impersonating Will Muschamp as Florida’s ex-football coach, go here and look at

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Hey, Y’all Need A Hillary Clinton Campaign Theme Song?

  Hey, Y’all Need A Hillary Clinton Campaign Theme Song?

Of course y’all do. Every political campaign needs a theme song. It’s gotta be catchy, have a memorable tune and

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So Will Muschamp Lost A Bunch Of His Teeth And Grew A John Chavis Stache…

  So Will Muschamp Lost A Bunch Of His Teeth And Grew A John Chavis Stache…

…oh, and he started speakin’ Spanish. And now he’s doin’ interviews about his time as Florida’s head coach. It’s not

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THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Obama’s Clown-Car Diplomacy

  THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Obama’s Clown-Car Diplomacy

This is perhaps the funniest – and saddest – one of these yet. In which our resident scholar on all

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You Wanna See The World’s Greatest Waterslide?

  You Wanna See The World’s Greatest Waterslide?

Since it’s gonna be summer pretty soon, we thought we’d put this out. There’s a place in Ohio where they

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THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Fifty Shades Of Barack Obama

  THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Fifty Shades Of Barack Obama

Because six years in, this country’s pretty much like a sexually-abused chick with a belly-button ring. We all know it.

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Y’all Know What A Biscuit Taco Is?

  Y’all Know What A Biscuit Taco Is?

I got no idea. What I do know is that Taco Bell says McDonald’s is a bunch of Romanian communists

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Tales From The Congressional Parking Lot

  Tales From The Congressional Parking Lot

Y’all know who Eleanor Holmes Norton is? She’s the District of Columbia’s “delegate” to Congress. She got famous for sayin’

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It Seems I Gotta Take Over Today…

  It Seems I Gotta Take Over Today…

…because our fearless leader around here has gone ballistic over that choke-job in Pittsburgh last night. Y’all might remember that

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And Now, Drones Armed With Roman Candles

  And Now, Drones Armed With Roman Candles

I dunno how these rednecks figured out how to shoot Roman candles off a drone, but they did. And then

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THE REVOLTING TRUTH: The Magical Box Of Leftism

  THE REVOLTING TRUTH: The Magical Box Of Leftism

Klavan says the Left’s got ‘em a box, and it turns all those good intentions, when they put ‘em in

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He’s Over-Friendly.

  He’s Over-Friendly.

So tonight the worst-kept secret in Louisiana leaked out a little. Allegations of sexual harassment against Baton Rouge Mayor-President Kip

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Jim Geraghty Interviews Hillary’s E-mail Server

  Jim Geraghty Interviews Hillary’s E-mail Server

I’m gonna just steal this, because y’all need to see it. And then you need to go sign up for

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