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    Life Copies The Life Aquatic

Life Copies The Life Aquatic

I ain’t gotta say much to set this up. All I gotta do is show you a couple video clips and knowin’ how smart you people are you’ll unnerstand. First,

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    Turns Out The Toothless Mexican Guy Works For Hillary

Turns Out The Toothless Mexican Guy Works For Hillary

If y’all didn’t see the toothless Mexican guy impersonating Will Muschamp as Florida’s ex-football coach, go here and look at it because it’s hysterical. This might be even better. Toothless

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    Hey, Y’all Need A Hillary Clinton Campaign Theme Song?

Hey, Y’all Need A Hillary Clinton Campaign Theme Song?

Of course y’all do. Every political campaign needs a theme song. It’s gotta be catchy, have a memorable tune and a message that captures the essence of who the candidate

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    So Will Muschamp Lost A Bunch Of His Teeth And Grew A John Chavis Stache…

So Will Muschamp Lost A Bunch Of His Teeth And Grew A John Chavis Stache…

…oh, and he started speakin’ Spanish. And now he’s doin’ interviews about his time as Florida’s head coach. It’s not exactly the Hitler bunker scene, but it’ll do for what

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    THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Obama’s Clown-Car Diplomacy

THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Obama’s Clown-Car Diplomacy

This is perhaps the funniest – and saddest – one of these yet. In which our resident scholar on all things Middle-East – and circus related, Andrew Klavan, explains Barack

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    You Wanna See The World’s Greatest Waterslide?

You Wanna See The World’s Greatest Waterslide?

Since it’s gonna be summer pretty soon, we thought we’d put this out. There’s a place in Ohio where they built a waterslide on the side of a hill, which

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THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Fifty Shades Of Barack Obama

  THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Fifty Shades Of Barack Obama

Because six years in, this country’s pretty much like a sexually-abused chick with a belly-button ring. We all know it.

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Y’all Know What A Biscuit Taco Is?

  Y’all Know What A Biscuit Taco Is?

I got no idea. What I do know is that Taco Bell says McDonald’s is a bunch of Romanian communists

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Tales From The Congressional Parking Lot

  Tales From The Congressional Parking Lot

Y’all know who Eleanor Holmes Norton is? She’s the District of Columbia’s “delegate” to Congress. She got famous for sayin’

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It Seems I Gotta Take Over Today…

  It Seems I Gotta Take Over Today…

…because our fearless leader around here has gone ballistic over that choke-job in Pittsburgh last night. Y’all might remember that

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And Now, Drones Armed With Roman Candles

  And Now, Drones Armed With Roman Candles

I dunno how these rednecks figured out how to shoot Roman candles off a drone, but they did. And then

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THE REVOLTING TRUTH: The Magical Box Of Leftism

  THE REVOLTING TRUTH: The Magical Box Of Leftism

Klavan says the Left’s got ‘em a box, and it turns all those good intentions, when they put ‘em in

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He’s Over-Friendly.

  He’s Over-Friendly.

So tonight the worst-kept secret in Louisiana leaked out a little. Allegations of sexual harassment against Baton Rouge Mayor-President Kip

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Jim Geraghty Interviews Hillary’s E-mail Server

  Jim Geraghty Interviews Hillary’s E-mail Server

I’m gonna just steal this, because y’all need to see it. And then you need to go sign up for

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THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Good News For Beheaded Christians

  THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Good News For Beheaded Christians

My man Andrew Klavan has some sunshine to pump on you if you’re one of those folks who found himself

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You Can’t Vote For Scott Walker – He Didn’t Finish College

  You Can’t Vote For Scott Walker – He Didn’t Finish College

We can’t have a president what didn’t finish college. Y’all know that. We gotta have an Ivy League guy. Otherwise

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THE REVOLTING TRUTH: The Obama Conspiracy Conspiracy

  THE REVOLTING TRUTH: The Obama Conspiracy Conspiracy

Because there are all kinds of crazy right-wing conspiracy theories out there about Obama. And somebody’s gotta debunk ‘em, for

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Rand Stands With Vitter

  Rand Stands With Vitter

So I just got this in my e-mail box. Hot off da wire, this is. Dear Oscar, I am writing

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Cover Versions: Such Great Heights

  Cover Versions: Such Great Heights

We haven’t done one o’ these in a while, so I’ll break us back in easy. I’m only givin’ you

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