To Michael Vick: Shut The Hell Up, Jackass

Look, the guy paid his debt to society, he lost pretty much everything he had and he’s destroyed his good name for all time. You can accept that he’s a free man and a pretty good NFL quarterback again without endorsing or tolerating that death camp he was running for those pit bulls.

And then he opens his mouth.

“I would love to get another dog in the future. I think it would be a big step for me in the rehabilitation process.

“I think just to have a pet in my household and to show people that I genuinely care, and my love and my passion for animals; I think it would be outstanding. If I ever have the opportunity again I will never take it for granted. I miss having a dog right now. I wish I could. My daughters miss having one, and that’s the hardest thing: telling them that we can’t have one because of my actions.”

Seriously? He misses having a dog? Love and passion for animals?

Get a goldfish, stupid.

Who is Vick’s publicist? My guess is that guy probably stroked out earlier today.



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