…if I was gonna run an ad against a congressional candidate.

But this Turn Right USA group is running it online in an attempt to beat lefty Democrat Janice Hahn, who’s up for an open seat in Los Angeles.

Like I said, I don’t think this is all that good an idea. But for sheer entertainment value, you can’t beat it. It’s 2 Live Crew meets Carly Fiorina’s Demon Sheep.

I’m enthralled. And all I know is that I don’t want to vote for Janice Hahn, even though she’s got a swell pooper.

But when it comes to “unwanted” (as in, they’re exactly what you wanted but you don’t want anybody to know that) ads, this one is still the all-time greatest…

UPDATE: As you can imagine, the Democrats are on a hair trigger about this and they’re going positively bonkers. Stacy McCain has the whole donnybrook covered.