Oscar’s Farks O’ The Week, Brokedick Nation Edition

These are all originals this week.

And they’re inspired by somethin’ MacAoidh had in the Low Popahirum section yesterday.

Particularly, this

In another sign that the economic recovery under President Obama is not producing gains for average Americans, median household incomes fell 1.1% in August to $50,678, according to a report released Tuesday by Sentier Research.

Since the economic recovery started in June 2009, household incomes are down 5.7%, the Sentier data show, and they are down more than 8% since Obama took office.

What does that mean?

It means this…

And this…

And this…

Plus this…

And also, this…

How ya like them polls, huh? Guy drops your household income by eight percent, he leads by eight percent.

That’s if you believe that poop, of course. We don’t down here in Barataria.

I got polled once. Back in 2008. The chick on the other end of the line was snippy with me. I don’t think she took down all my answers after I told her Obama was a communist and I’d vote for an alligator gar over his ass.

Speakin’ of somebody I’d vote for an alligator gar over, MacAoidh wanted me to pass this one along. He’s pretty wee-weed up over that jackass Harry Reid sayin’ Mitt Romney ain’t a good Mormon or somesuch. So this one was his idea…

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