Oscar: Down With National Geographic!
OK, so I haven’t been around for the last few days.
But it’s not my fault, see. I got kidnapped, manhandled, threatened with a boat paddle and held upside down by the tail. By a former NFL cheerleader who said I smell like a “wet dog.” And some chump from New York put the whole thing on camera. How I got out alive, I’m not sayin’. Let’s just say there are things you do to get by in this world.
And you thought your weekend sucked. I bet you weren’t the star of a wannabe snuff film.
Dragonflies?
Dragonflies?
[...] a royal badass or an extreme libertarian. Either way, National Geographic isn’t putting him on TV with his butt up in the sky for all to [...]
Look, it could have been worse. At least she didn't say you smelled like a wet beaver…
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Look, it could have been worse. At least she didn't say you smelled like a wet beaver…
}:-]
(Please delete this comment from your following post – Sorry!)