It really never works out well.

Y’all know about Miley Cyrus and what a bloody disaster that is. This is actually a little worse, since it involves an open flame, unfortunate gymnastics and the inevitable bumblin’ roomie.

She says she was makin’ a “sexy” video for her boyfriend. What’s sexy about an upside-down chick in stretch pants and white socks shakin’ her junk against a door?

Remember that Idiocracy movie? We’re there. It didn’t take 500 years.