For a number of years now, work has proceeded to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a nation that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in bipartisan electoral and politically divisive detractors, but would also be capable of automatically de-stabilizing, decentralizing and desynchronizing cardinal elements of the honesto-integratizing political statements in opposition to the opinionated political speak of the supreme incumbent. Such a dichotomy is the “Baracko-liberalis-enfibulator.” Basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative interaction of individualized thoughts being held up to the lumino-optic perception of the specific receptor of specialized and acquired confabulated dictum and the fluxes of generalized misdirected and confusulyzed interpretosity, it is produced by the medial interaction of reluctant and capacitive mis-directance.
The original program had a foundational surfactant structure initializing slipperentosity of the prefabulated misdirected thoughtosity, surmounted by a malleable algarithmic casing in such a way that the two inter-spurving overbearings were in direct line with the multi-phasic pentametric fanboy homo-digital violation. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzelvanes, placed in series and gyrometrically disassociated to appear as though parallelolarly-dichotomous and so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft t intersecting the spatial emptinessiness of that sides fumbling was effectively prevented. The main whining was of the normal Obamist-0-delta type placed in pandemic semi-bullheaded slots in the political/socio destabilize stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible dummies pipe to the differential monitoring the scatological output vector monitor and fecalizing mealymouthiness of the dumdude issuing the fluid fecalization..
Five hundred –forty-five manifestically spaced talking heads were arranged to feed into the rotor slipstream a mixture of high S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and 5% remanative tetryliodohexamine. Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by P=2.5C.nexp6.7 where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde politico-intemperate phase disposition and C is Cranio-voidal as an analized spillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metaphorical refractive treasury related pilferometer (for a description of this ingenious instrument, see Reference 1), but up to the present, nothing has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope effectively adding continued septically designated effluent to the mix (2).
Socio-political scientists and engineers will appreciate the difficulty of the nubbing together a regurgitative prurient sepsis well and a supramitive wennelsprock. Indeed, this proved to be a stumbling block to further development until, in 2010, it was found that the use of anhydrous nangling and super heterodyne spin-doctoring enabled a kryptonastic boiling shim to the tinkered into a statement of supreme obliviation, disengenuosity and the near completed construct of the Obamist Americo-democratic/republican destructor chamber aka – Congress.
The early attempts to construct a sufficiently robust spiral decommutator failed largely because of a lack of appreciation of the large quasi-piestic and diploma-buttockian osculation and oro-labial pressure stresses on the gremlin studs; the latter were specially designed to hold the profit bars to the spamshaft as it was developed from the hide of the Porcine-Congresso entitlement package. When, however, it was discovered that wending could be prevented by a simple addition to the non-living sockets (Kennedyistic and Byrdian Pressurized Integrity Deblilitators), almost perfect running was endangered.
The operating point is now maintained as near as possible to the rhetorical blame-o-meter peak by constantly massaging the ignorance of the accumulated herded entitlist welfare-dogs slaved in queue and free ranging for the left-handed surreptitious floor drop. This is a distinct advance on the standard navel-sheave in that no trace is being left behind of the petroleum jelly required for the segmented introduction of the multi-phasic reamer for the American people.
Undoubtedly, the Baracko-liberalis-enfibulator.” has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been successfully used to obviate such “unnecessary” constructs as the Constitution and that Old Rubric –The Bill of Rights as substituted by the newer and more Baracko acceptable “Bill of Goods”.
The cost of the problems is not cheap (Your soul, freedom and liberty.) But you can see your government is doing it to you.
This was developed from an old comedy script noted as the “Turbo-encabulator”. I extend my respect and admiration to those so much more erudite than I as it applies to Techno-babble.