Aww, Cry Me A Freakin’ RIVER

Says here that Nidal Hassan, the Fort Hood shooter, is looking frail at his court hearing.

Here’s hoping they’re putting arsenic or strychnine in his food. Along with shards of broken glass.

Of course, we wish him the best. We’d like him to be perfectly healthy for his firing squad.

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