This one’s in honor of the fact they’re shaking all the coconuts out of the trees in Mumbai so none of them fall on President Obama’s head while he’s there.

Apparently the more eye-popping numbers about the cost of Obama’s Asian junket aren’t exactly accurate. The media in India regaled the word with talk of a retinue of 3,000 people, 34 warships being repositioned to support presidential security and a cost of $200 million a day, which is more than the war in Afghanistan costs. But it’s a controversy nonetheless.

Which is why we’re offering up some Widespread Panic. Nothing calms people down more than Widespread Panic.