All I Want For Christmas Is…

Actually, Imma need more than one. We’re building a nutria army down in Barataria to fight off the Swamp People, and we’re lacking in artillery.

Betcha a few of those would put some holes in a bass boat, fa sho. Makes for a long wade back to Lafitte, bruh.

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