Forget Harry Reid…Let’s let this guy run the Senate

In the ultimate act of political transparency, Grumpy the clown won in a landslide election to the Brazilian Congress.  He campaigned on three basic standards:

  1. He has no idea what the duties of his office entail.  But he craftily posits that no one else running really knows either…
  2. He will not be a corrupt politician because he really doesn’t care.
  3. Hey, it can’t get any worse, you might as well elect me.

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    The only problem is that he might possibly be illiterate.

    Do we actually issue a literacy test for our Congressmen? It sometimes seems as though we don’t.  Hey, if Brazil doesn’t want this guy, we’ll take him. I already like him better than Harry Reid.

    Here is a montage of Grumpy’s campaign commercials.  Enjoy.

    Click on the bad-ass image to donate!
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