A ‘Prison’ In Norway

This is not a joke.

Well, yeah. It’s totally a joke. But it’s not intended to be a joke. Norway is a joke, though, and this is Norway to a T.

Via Ace Of Spades.

I’m cool with giving chain saw murderers chain saws and the run of the island. But if we do that, I want to install cameras everywhere and sell the show on pay-per-view. Only Norwegians are big enough pussies that the chain saw murderers wouldn’t give us NC-17 entertainment – anywhere else in the world, and the headshrinker running the “prison” would pay for his mistake by getting a vasectomy courtesy of Black & Decker.

Weren’t these people Vikings at some point? What cosmic societal castration turned Berserkers into Quislings?

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