Bye Bye, Losers

It’s been fun, but I’m off to bigger and better things.

No more trompin’ around in the marshes down in Barataria for me, peckin’ away at a keyboard tryin’ to entertain you people while dodgin’ the Swamp People and the sheriff’s deputies with their pea-shooters and the eight-dollar bounty on my hide.

Them days is gone.

You’ll find me in Martha’s Vineyard. Or Biarritz. Or Bora Bora or somewheres.

Cuz I done hit it big. This showed up in my e-mail this morning…

Attention: Beneficiary,

CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WON THE PRIZE OF 728,515.67 EUROS. PLEASE SEE TO EMAIL ATTACTMENT OF YOUR EURO MILLIONS ELECTRONIC WINNING PRIZE.

OFFICIAL NOTICE OF WIN!

We are pleased to inform you that you are one of the 5 lucky winners in the Euro Milliones Lottery International Email Address held 12/04/2011 year, among the names and email addresses from all over world, the result has been obtained, the 20/04/2011. All 5 winning addresses were selected at random from the party 50.000.000 international addresses e-mail. Address your e-mail fell into 2 categories in Euro Milliones Lottery Draw. The winner of this category must be paid ? 728.515,67. The following information – your personal data for the application of win:

(1) Winning number: 19-36-38-44-46
(2) Serial No: EGL/417331247/11
(3) Ticket No: 474 589 747.
(4) Star No: ESP-18600MU/111/EU
(5) Reference No: LOTTO/EU2/DL/ESP/2011

Foreign Agent: Carlos Perez Fernando.
Email  address: [email protected]
Contact Phone: 00-34-603-161-098.

1. Name.
2. Sex.
3. phone number.
4. Country.

Best Regards,
Anna-Maria Salgado.
(Foreign Affairs Secretary General)

Imma get hold of my man Carlos and reel in my Euros. It’s nothin’ but the good life for ol’ Oscar from now on.

So long, suckers.



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