Villanova gave this woman an MBA. She could be working in corporate America right now.

Sometimes unemployment is good.

But of course, this was a video she made trying to attract a guy.

Note to lonely-heart babes out there – most guys hate a cat. Don’t talk about how into cats you are. That’s a good way to end up by yourself with a whole house full of cats.

And the more cats you’ve got, the more it makes you The Cat Lady. Y’know who dates the Cat Lady?

Nobody.