…well, by now you know how to finish that sentence.

Anyway, the highlight of LSU’s ass-beating of Kentucky tonight wasn’t the Knights of the White Camellia booing Jordan Jefferson before his first touchdown. It was this.

And Mathieu’s had a good week. It started with his beating Mo Isom in one of those Billie Jean King/Bobby Riggs deals – and he did it with planking, which I still don’t get.

It’s a good week just when you can hang out with Mo.

Mathieu has put it out that he’s not crazy about the Honey Badger moniker. It needs to grow on him, because it’s perfect.

He might actually be LSU’s first legit Heisman candidate in a couple decades. And he’s a cornerback.

Cornerbacks don’t win Heismans. But don’t tell that to Mathieu. He don’t give a…