This Christmas Celebrate The Birth Of Jesus—First Palestinian Martyr

 

 

 

As you gather with friends and family this year around the warm glow of Christmas tree lights to celebrate the birth of Our Savior, be reminded that if Jesus were here today he would strap dynamite around his waste and send a bus load of Israeli children to hell while shouting “Allahu Akbar”.

 

 

 

 

 

If you didn’t know it, Jesus wasn’t a Jew. He was actually the first Palestinian martyr and a Muslim prophet. That’s what the Palestinian Authority is telling us:

I wonder what else that Zionist- tool, Ms. Gurdy Johnson–my old Sunday School teacher at the First Baptist Church–never let me know!

Thankfully, we have a reliable source like the PA to finally set us straight about who Jesus was…a follower of Mohammed. These are the same people that have clued us into other lies like the Zionist Holocaust hoax. Six million massacred by the Nazis? Oh, what those wacky Jews won’t come up with for a little sympathy and attention, like telling us that Jesus was actually a Jew from Judea.

It’s interesting that Jesus could be a follower of Mohammed when Mohammed, the founder of Islam, lived about six hundred years after Jesus. He is Jesus after all, so I guess he can do whatever he wants to do —praise Allah.

These revelations about Jesus is welcome news on the heels of the Fort Hood massacre carried out by Major Nidal Hasan–certainly not a terrorist–being listed by the White House as simply another case of workplace violence.

We all know how stressful it can be to deal with a bunch of unruly co-workers after staying up late reading articles on how to build bombs and answering e-mails from Anwar al-Awlaki, the Islamic cleric who was unjustly killed in a U.S. drone strike in Yemen a couple of months back. Just makes you want to grab a semi-automatic pistol and waste 13 of them.

 

So, we owe a debt to the PA and Obama Administration for helping clear up so many misconceptions, which are obvious ploys of the Zionist media and their lackeys, like old Ms. Gurdy.

I’ll bet those cookies that she used to bring to Sunday School were really made from cut-up Palestinian children—the horror of it all.

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