Apparently, they say if you don’t eat meat you’ll all of a sudden become a superstar in the sack. This is of a piece with that porn spectacle they put on in Shreveport last week, I guess.

First I’ve heard of that. Most vegans I’ve seen are scrawny punks who can hardly climb a stair, much less bust a headboard. And it doesn’t particularly score too hot with the science, which is typical of the bilge PETA puts out.

Outside of us nutria, that is. But with us it’s more about quantity than quality. Y’all see how that ends up.

Anyway, this is what they’re up to. Classy, huh?