“What we really need is a law requiring that you pass a background check before you can steal a gun. Because that might have prevented Newtown…or all those corpses in Chicago. Or New Orleans.

“Assuming of course that you can do background checks on gun thieves.

“Which, contrary to the impressions of many Democrats, isn’t possible.”

– This was ours. Hey, it’s a good quote and a slow day. Sue us.