SARGE: Hey Obama, You’re Pushing Your Luck

Oh! I have a pen now (sung to the tune of “If I had a hammer”)

Oh I have a pen now; I’ll swing it in the mornin’

I’ll swing at the dawnin’, I’m such a great ma-an!

Forget about justice! Forget about freedom!

Forget about America, The land of the Free and home of the brave,

I’m such a great ma-an!


Beaurat Obama screamed into the night, his nightmare killing his rest, ruining the memoir of his regency fast falling before the rage of an angered citizenry:  “What sluggards, what cowards have I brought up in my court, who care nothing for their allegiance to their lord! Who will rid me of this meddlesome Constitution and more loathsome, the evils of that Bill of Rights?”

In a tale too often told, Beaurat Obama grabbed his trusty steed “Hubris”, saddled-up and prodded the nag toward battle. Obama alone may save the majesty of his reign by jerking the horse’s bit hard and pulling the nation backward toward the despotism once known in 18th century America. Only Obama the Worst may conduct his regency in his less than noble way as he substitutes his insipidity in place of the wishes of the American people. Only Obama the worst could be such a yutz and a schmeckel. (I knew those lessons in conversational Yiddish would come in handy one day.)

“We are not just going to be waiting for legislation in order to make sure that we are providing Americans the kind of help that they need. I’ve got a pen and I’ve got a phone,” Obama told his merry minions.

I ask: “Just who in Hades’ half-acre gave you the impression YOU speak for ME and know what kind of help I need?” Obama has a sense about himself in controversy to that of many citizens. It’s his belief he alone knows what’s good for America. The people evidently, in his mind overstocked with Marxist minutiae and worthless theories already proven not only faulty, but deadly for millions under Stalin, Mao and others of that ilk, have NO right to self-determination as long as he’s around.

For an allegedly educated man (we don’t know for sure because his collegiate records have been sealed and sequestered from public inspection) he surely is a dumb-bass. And like most dumb basses he keeps swimming against the current trying to get home to the Salmon’s spawning grounds. There’s only one problem: HE’S NOT A SALMON! HE’S A FLIPPIN’ BASS FOR CRYIN’ OUT LOUD!

This is a Constitutional Democratic Republic. The term DEMOCRATIC refers to: self-governing by a people free of despotic and dictatorial dimwits practicing high-handed, repressive, authoritarian rule over the conduct of that government. It doesn’t mean the democrat party, a presently unholy cabal of progressive politicians working tenaciously to emulate their favorite cartoon character; The Brain (of Pinky and the Brain fame). They want to take over the world.

We got rid of a king in 1776. Did Obama NOT get the memo? I know history’s taught differently in Indonesian Madrasas than America’s in heartland; but, did they skip that little world-shaping and culture shaking tidbit before recess and a lunch of hummus and kibbeh?

Uh, Beaurat, wipe your lips. You’re dribbling Baba Ghanoush.

This isn’t some Arab potentate or Emirate where you get to wave your pen-shaped scimitar, holler “Allahu Akbar” and all of Congress immediate wets their drawers and grovels in the sand at your feet. We have this thing called a Constitution and our government is separated into three separate departments: the Executive, The Legislative and the Judicial.

You, Obama, are the executive. (Notice the little ‘e’.) Your job is to enforce the laws drafted and enacted by a lawfully elected, representative Legislature. When those laws are tested; they’re tested against legal precedent and the written directives of the Constitution and Bill of Rights by the Judiciary.

Nowhere does our Constitution, the Bill of Rights or the precedence of American history as practiced over a two-hundred plus year run allow a sitting president to overthrow all of this with a simple written decree.

To Obama; Dude, you’re pushing your damned luck.

Thanks for listening.

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