Y’all Seen The Judgmental Map Of New Orleans?

It ain’t bad, I sez.

I got some relatives in N’Awlins. Some of ’em live in “hipsters and hoodrats,” some live in “farms and ghetto” and the upscale ones live in “seafood and boats.” We don’t claim the ones who live in “dead bodies dumped here,” and I ain’t goin’ into the reasons why.

But my favorite part of town, kinda, is “Piss and bums.”

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