Things looked so good before September, visions of glory did we remember
Byrd was signed, Graham was brought back they were on the way to the Two Dat
But like the guys from Mice and Men, their great-laid plans went off deep end
Losing to Falcons in ATL, in overtime had felt like hell
Cold in Cleveland, flat in Dallas, again in Detroit added embarrassment
Against the Bucs they dodged a scare, beating Tampa by a hair
Finally Saints had their day, upending vaunted Green Bay
Brees was great, Cooks caught a load, Ingram played in full beast mode
Cam and Kasim gave Rodgers heck, With two sacks each, a double-check
A quick run to Carolina, the Saints could not hope to play finer
Getting out their self-made jam, the D made Superman a scam
After that win, there was great hope, but then they crashed as if on dope
The drop to Frisco in the tenth week, ended their long home Dome streak
Then came to town the Who Dey nation, The game was death by strangulation
Nothing worked, not 4th and one, worse two more players had seasons done
The first round draft pick lost quite hasty, along with Bush, our second safety
Two starters replaced through waiver wire and other teams’ practice squad hires
Like the cut left by a pendulum’s swing, the accruing losses have left a sting
Big jolly Ryan, once hailed the cure, has been the subject of Who Dats furor
His patronage did Ms Mae’s boast, but poor defense has made him toast
Two thousand fourteen the bitter season. the lack of pass rush has been a reason
The Saints IR, filled up with hurt, a second’ry losing its shirt
Corey White stuck in a daze, getting burned on third down plays
Who Dats have cursed and let loose sobs, it’s so bad they demand P-Rob
A defensive front caught in the brambles, allowing runs and QB scrambles
Statistically, the offense is back, but that’s on paper and not in fact
For all the yards scribes talk about, they’ve fallen short and not closed out
Garbage scores, and zone defense rallies, has got them close but few win tallies
Fantasy scores add to the chatter, but wins and losses are all that matter
Looking to add to the tale of woe, come Ravens flying from town of Poe
Purple and black fans yelling CAW, led by head coach John Harbaugh
Twenty nine Sean and Drew went through, the Ravens being just one of two
According to the media books, the last triumph was qb’d by Brooks
Though the biggest reason they didn’t lose was three touchdown run in by Deuce
Already losing to his kid brother, the Saints can’t afford to drop another
With defeats mounting, the division slipping, a third straight loss will be most crippling
B’more’s defense can stop the run, thus Ingram won’t have that much fun
But chances of victory could be fair by battlin’ Ravens in the air
While on the ground far more are worst, but their pass defense, twenty-first
It’s on the franchise pro Drew Brees, to bring their d-backs to their knees
With Cooks laid out, so it would seem, Jimmy will get the triple team
For Graham can’t haul down every score, to grab the win we’ll need the corps
Meachem, Nick Toon, and Joe Morgan, Let’s pray for no drops from Colston
The screen’s an option if they dare, for the Saints should have again Pierre
Defense has been what they’ve been about now Baltimore’s offense is just as stout
Journeyman Forsett has fit in nice, replacing the suspended Rice
Seven years, five different jerseys, he’s the comeback player most deserving
Emerging from the crowded field, 700 plus yards d-lines have yield
Their q b’s not the greatest thing, at least Flacco can claim a ring
This churlish poet would be lying, not admit I’m mocking Matthew Ryan
In touchdown passes and I N Ts, Flacco is two behind Drew Brees
In pass protection similar still, just one more guy got in Joe’s grill
The Saints will see a man no stranger, Steve Smith the constant danger
A long time bete noire of the team, whose clutch catches has caused some screams
No more in Charlotte he got the sack, I bet they wished they had him back
White, Vaccaro, and the fill ins, will struggle to contain this villain
Bocephus once said it’ll be a fight, when rowdy fans show up Monday night
The Saints need passion, to play with heart and plenty noise to draw false starts
Lest Harbaugh and his feathered flock, seal off post-season with one more block
Another loss might shut the door, playoffs?! this season…
Nevermore!
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