THE REVOLTING TRUTH: Fifty Shades Of Barack Obama

Because six years in, this country’s pretty much like a sexually-abused chick with a belly-button ring. We all know it. The question is whether King Barry makes us get the nipple rings to go with it.

The beatings are gonna continue until morale improves, inshallah.



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