And they’re not very flattering to say the least. If you recall, Emma Sulkowicz, aka Mattress Girl, has released an “artistic” sex tape.

If you recall, Mattress Girl is the Columbia University student who claims she was raped, but her story lacks credibility to say the least. To protest the failure of police and Columbia University to punish the young man she tried to slime just because she cried rape, she carried around a mattress around campus until she graduated. Yeah, she’s more psychotic than your nuttiest ex.

A couple of reviews of Mattress Girl’s debut in porn are in and they say she sucks at it. First up, Milo Yiannopoulos at Breitbart had his take on it.

Good porn never starts with a pop quiz so we’re off to a poor start with the site’s bizarre and incomprehensible statements which reach for, but fail to grasp, profundity. Sulkowicz’s inner nine-year-old is never far from the surface: questions she asks visitors include “Do you think I’m the perfect victim or the world’s worst victim?” and “Do you hate me? If so, how does it feel to hate me?”

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It’s telling, I think, that in Sulkowicz’s purported college dorm room there are no books. She has the same lack of interest in aesthetics as she does in intellectual enrichment: both in her choice of sexual partner (apparently satisfactory member notwithstanding) and the grim, bare walls with which she surrounds herself. Though I expect the austerity of her room reflects her barren emotional interior really rather well.

You can tell “dad bods” are in fashion because both of the people in this video have one. But you do at least have to give an actress credit for doing nude scenes with a man who has larger breasts than she does. Sulkowicz’s size queendom apparently extends to love handles and leave the viewer sympathetic to the travails of her infamous mattress.

It’s revealing of her vanity that she insists on being filmed from four angles. Every crevasse of her unappealing naked body must be considered. Her congressional interlocutor is a gruesome sight in three dimensions, chosen, probably, to make young Emma look thinner. Which doesn’t work, I’m sorry to say.

All in all, it’s a tawdry, miserable encounter that tells us nothing about sexual assault or sex itself but quite a bit about the quasi-demonic inner workings of one Emma Sulkowicz.

This tape is not a depiction of rape, even a fictional one. (She puts the condom on him, for a start. Later, she entreats him: “Hit me again.”) It is a clumsily choreographed exercise in self-love designed to propel Sulkowicz into the public eye again, just as her original false allegations and mattress-carrying did before. It obliterates the line between guilty pleasure and revolting spectacle.

And, just as her mattress fiasco damaged the real victims of rape by making it harder for women everywhere to report crimes and be believed, so too does this narcissistic sociopath’s latest pseudo-intellectual endeavour make life worse for other women. By subordinating every element of the video’s production to her own intergalactic ego, Sulkowicz trivialises rape by leveraging it as a trivial plot point in the continuing melodrama of her own self-obsession.

Ouch. Then an actual porn star, Mercedes Carrera, gave her own review on Twitter.

I don't see any rape in the vid, just a bad amateur sex tape from an attention seeking histrionic. She PUT the condom on him = consent.

— Mercedes Carrera (@TheMercedesXXX) June 5, 2015

There you have it. The growing consensus is that this a poor amateur porn video and that Mattress Girl should stick to carrying around a mattress instead of trying to make a living lying on one.