We don’t have to go too deep into making the case for what a descent into infantile idiocy modern feminism is, do we? By now that ought to be obvious – from the insistence on the ubiquitous “rape culture” on college campuses to the reflexive accusations of sexism to the classless displays of “rebellion” in safe, consequence-free environments to the endless parade of demands for hashtag slacktivism that movement generates.
That last bit is perhaps the best evidence of how stupid modern feminists – the kind who dye their underarm hair rather than shaving it, for example – actually are. Because it turns out that some of the slacktivism and idiotic stunts the feminists are engaging in were actually thought up by people seeking to expose how dumb they are.
Right Wing News has a hilarious tale to tell you…
Feminists have fallen for a hoax campaign that encourages them to pee on themselves in the name of equality. They are using the hashtag #PissForEquality.
The troll hoax was created by 4chan. On October 2, one 4chan member wrote, “What if we somehow get Tumblr tards to publicly piss/shit their pants in the name of ‘Equality?’”
And it didn’t take long. Here’s how it started…
#pissforequality pic.twitter.com/Ur8PtWdgev
— Brittany Cena (@JustSassySocial) October 2, 2015
#PissforEquality pic.twitter.com/wKu6xDKCgJ
— Brittany Cena (@JustSassySocial) October 2, 2015
This is not a game girls, rape is real. #Pissforequality https://t.co/7vOpXBOvwf
— Stephanie Miller (@PissForEquality) October 2, 2015
And then off it went…
sooooo heres my support for #pissforequality please join this cause it means a lot to me and others who've suffered pic.twitter.com/ZCmjRtAo7N
— Casey Green (@meeecaseygreen) October 2, 2015
#pissforequality #pissonpatriarchy #rapecultureisreal #noshame #istandwithher
NO MORE VICTIM SHAMING. pic.twitter.com/lEkDA3wUtG
— Janis Fletler (@JFletler) October 2, 2015
Thanks to whoever created #pissforequality. Thannks for understanding. Support the cause fellow princesses
— Casey Green (@meeecaseygreen) October 2, 2015
To show my support for #Pissforequality I made a short video so none has to go through it alone. pic.twitter.com/EgkhoAL8Xb
— Gabby Uynh (@gabby_uynh) October 2, 2015
Word then began to circulate that the whole thing was a prank cooked up at 4chan, and things started to become entertaining…
#PissForEquality is another 4chan prank. pic.twitter.com/yt7AY3nv4w
— Stop 4chan (@the4chanupdate) October 2, 2015
@Anneeliz1 @JFletler Women only pee 77% the amount men do because the patriarchy shames women for their bodily functions. #pissforequality
— Luke Passarella (@luke_passarella) October 4, 2015
I'm sorry for all the comics and jokes! Feminists, please don't #PissForEquality! You'll kill the patriarchy we've worked so hard to build!
— Patri-Archie Comics (@Patri_Archie) October 4, 2015
Hilarious moment of the day: 4chan trolled Tumblr by starting a #PissForEquality hashtag, and the idiots fell for it.
— Philip Hunn (@PhilipHunn1) October 4, 2015
I can't believe feminists actually fell for the #PissForEquality gag created by the folks at 4Chan. Top tier trolls. pic.twitter.com/1jO4fnlWTo
— Rafael (@DarkAngelRafael) October 4, 2015
To people who have harassed me for #pissforequality know that its helping me and you're all a bunch of stupid misogynists #feminism
— Casey Green (@meeecaseygreen) October 4, 2015
So #pissforequality was a 4chan prank, haha I love those guys getting feminists to actually piss themselves for equality..
— Victoria (@TwiztedVix) October 4, 2015
If you ever feel stupid just remember that feminists are urinating themselves for a hashtag #PissForEquality
— Rude_as_hell (@RudiRoll2012) October 4, 2015
The fact that rational people immediately realize #pissforequality is a joke, but feminists still fall for it shows how pathetic feminism is
— AnnTagonist (@AnnTagonist_) October 4, 2015
Feminists: we do our research
4chan: let's make feminists piss themselves for a fake cause
Feminists: #pissforequality is such a great cause
— We Are The Hearts (@_BoyWhoCouldFly) October 4, 2015
#pissforequality is full of feminists going "DONT DO IT IT'S 4chan"
>feminists need to be told to not piss themselves pic.twitter.com/ZTIcRB4u05
— Mr. Bulldops (@undeadjayowen) October 4, 2015
If you're peeing your pants on purpose you're not a feminist, you're Billy Madison. #pissforequality pic.twitter.com/7sZINc2huP
— Jon (@JonFrat) October 4, 2015
Feminists just went full retard. Funniest story of the year. Period. 😆😆😆 http://t.co/R3WQ4th84f #PissForEquality
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) October 5, 2015
>Go offline for 2 days
>Turn on Twitter
>See #PissForEquality pic.twitter.com/UR7dYq8IK5
— C:\Aitlyn\Jazz.exe (@OHStillHere) October 6, 2015
What’s even more hilarious is that people are still peeing on themselves even after any reading of the hashtag on Twitter would make it obvious it’s a prank…
#PissForEquality pic.twitter.com/dBz7kcQSyk
— ㅤㅤㅤㅤ (@MartyMCFC) October 6, 2015
And the most hilarious bit of this is the fact that it isn’t even the first time. A little while ago, 4chan users cooked up the #freebleeding hashtag in order to get feminists to go without basic hygiene as a similar prank, and they fell for that as well.
A movement this easy to embarrass is made up of stupid people, not rational ones. But this is what our idiot culture breeds.
We were better off with superstitions, ghost stories and wives’ tales than these morons.
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