“The Pope has a bigger agenda. He’s got to get on with other things, of talking about the environment and protecting migrants and carrying on the work of the church. We’re not going to go down a rabbit hole on this.”

– Cardinal Blase Cupich, in an interview with NBC Chicago Tuesday about the raging pederasty scandal in the Catholic Church which is beginning to implicate the Pope. The interview came just days after a satirical post at the Babylon Bee predicted someone would say the very thing Cupich did.