“BR representing #8. F*** I hate this town. It’s like the brown stain around the toilet bowl, no matter how hard you try it’s never getting clean. They could blow torch this town and the turds would still float to the top.”

– Baton Rouge police officer Chris Kuhn, who lost his position with the police union and was placed on administrative leave by the department after a series of TigerDroppings message posts like the one above, which was in reaction to news that four of the most violent cities in America were in Louisiana.