“Well, I’m not quite sure I’m wild about that. It’s apparently going to cost as much as $3 million. Texas has got so much money. They’re spending $400 million to fix the Alamo up. I’m about fixing our state.”

– Malfunctioning automaton Bill Cassidy, who suddenly developed a taste for fiscal conservatism when the subject got around to Louisiana assisting Texas in stopping the flow of migrants at the Mexican border.