“Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020. Since then he hasn’t shown up for a debate. Now he’s acting like he wants to debate me again. Well, make my day, pal, I’ll even do it twice. So let’s pick the dates, Donald – I hear you’re free on Wednesdays.”

– Joe Biden, in a bizarre challenge to Donald Trump suggesting debates on dates the two camps had more or less already agreed to.