“They left all that equipment behind, and every year they have a parade running down some third-rate street with the equipment and it’s supposed to be 5th Avenue, and it doesn’t work. But with all that equipment that they left, they should have taken every ounce of it. I was taking every, I said, every screw, every bolt, every nail, you take out of there.”

– President Trump, expressing outrage over the Biden administration’s having left behind billions of dollars’ worth of military gear in Afghanistan.