Editor’s Note: we saw this on Facebook Tuesday night and couldn’t help ourselves – it was just way too entertaining not to share. Did this letter and response actually go out? We don’t know and we don’t care. We loved it regardless. The guess is you probably will, too.

The State of Louisiana Department of Wildlife & Fisheries sends a letter to a home/landowner asking for permission to access a pond on his property to document the decline in a certain species of unheard-of frogs.

The property owners’ response in the second letter is EPIC.

Letter from Louisiana Dept. Of Wildlife & Fisheries:

Dear Landowner:

LDWF Staff will be conducting surveys for the Crawfish Frog (Lithobates areolatus) & other amphibians over the next few months. As part of this research we would like to survey the pond on your property. I am writing this letter to request your permission to access your property.

Recent research indicates that the Crawfish Frog (Lithobates areolatus) have declined significantly in recent years and are no longer found at half their historic sites. Your cooperation will be greatly appreciated and will help contribute to the conservation of this important species.

Please fill out the attached postage-paid postcard and let us know if you are willing to let us cross your property or not.

If you have any concerns about this project please give us a call. We would love to talk with you about our research.

Sincerely

Austin Aucoin

Conservation Strategy Implementation Biologist

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RESPONSE FROM LANDOWNERS:

 

Dear Mr. Aucoin:

Thank you for your inquiry regarding accessing our property to survey for the Crawfish Frog (Lithobates areolatus). We may be able to help you out with this matter.

We have divided our 2.26 acres into 75 equal survey units with a draw tag for each unit. Application fees are only $8.00 per unit after you purchase the “Frog Survey License” ($120.00 resident / $180.00 Non-Resident). You will also need to obtain a “Frog Habitat” parking permit ($10.00 per vehicle).

You will also need an “Invasive Species” stamp ($15.00 for the first vehicle and $5.00 for each add’l vehicle) You will also want to register at the Check Station to have your vehicle inspected for Non-native plant life prior to entering our property. There is also a Day Use fee, $5.00 per vehicle.

If you are successful in the Draw you will be notified two weeks in advance so you can make necessary plans and purchase your “Pond Habitat” stamp. ($18.00 Resident / $140.00 Non-Resident).

Survey units open between 8 am. And 3 PM. But you cannot commence survey until 9 am. And must cease all survey activity by 1 PM.

Survey Gear can only include a net with a 2″ diameter made of 100% organic cotton netting with no longer than an 18 in handle, non-weighted and no deeper than 6′ from net frame to bottom of net. Handles can only be made of BPA-free plastics or wooden handles.

After 1 PM. You can use a net with a 3″ diameter if you purchase the “Frog Net Endorsement” ($75.00 Resident / $250 Non-Resident).

Any frogs captured that are released will need to be released with an approved release device back into the environment unharmed.

As of June 1, we are offering draw tags for our “Premium Survey” units and application is again only $8.00 per application.

However, all fees can be waived if you can verify “Native Indian Tribal rights and status.”

You will also need to provide evidence of successful completion of “Frog Surveys” and your “Comprehensive Course on Frog Identification, Safe Handling Practices, and Self-Defense Strategies for Frog Attacks.”

This course is offered on-line through an accredited program for a nominal fee of $750.00.

Please let us know if we can be of assistance to you. Otherwise, we decline your access to our property but appreciate your inquiry.

Sincerely,

Brett & Lisa Trahan.