Looking forward to the New Year. Cuz let’s face it – 2012 was more or less a 365-day case of the Hershey Squirts. This year did to our morale what Kim Kardashian is gonna do to motherhood.

But we got one more day in 2012. So make the most of it.

Here’s one way to finish off the year, which is pretty gross…

You know this is what everybody thinks they oughta be doing tonight…

And then there’s New Year’s Resolutions. Those are always good…

But here’s a few for the lefties…