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You Think The Drivers Are Bad Where You Are? Try Russia.


13 minutes of havoc. This is like a cross between The Blues Brothers and Mad Max. Except all of this is real.

And the extry…

Interested in a little more? Of course you are…

And you’ll probably remember this, if you’d seen it…

How ’bout this cat? Talk about a lucky dude…

Why do they have all the dash-cam footage there? Apparently because car insurance and tort law in Russia is like Orleans Parish on steroids

Psychopaths are abundant on Russian roads. You best not cut anyone off or undertake some other type of maneuver that might inconvenience the 200-pound, six-foot-five brawling children you see on YouTube hopping out of their SUVs with their dukes up. They will go ballistic in a snap, drive in front of you, brake suddenly, block you off, jump out and run towards your vehicle. Next thing you start getting punches in your face because your didn’t roll up your windows, or getting pulled out of the car and beaten because you didn’t lock the doors.

These fights happen all the time and you can’t really press charges. Point to your broken nose or smashed windows all you want. The Russian courts don’t like verbal claims. They do, however, like to send people to jail for battery and property destruction if there’s definite video proof. That is why there’s a new, growing crop of dash-cam videos featuring would-be face-beaters backing away to the shouts of “You’re on camera, fucker! I’m calling the cops!”

Dash-cam footage is the only real way to substantiate your claims in the court of law. Forget witnesses. Hit and runs are very common and insurance companies notoriously specialize in denying claims. Two-way insurance coverage is very expensive and almost completely unavailable for vehicles over ten years old–the drivers can only get basic liability. Get into a minor or major accident and expect the other party to lie to the police or better yet, flee after rear-ending you. Since your insurance won’t pay unless the offender is found and sued, you’ll see dash-cam videos of post hit and run pursuits for plate numbers.

And sometimes drivers back up or bump their pre-dented car into yours. It used to be a mob thing, with the accident-staging specialists working in groups. After the “accident,” the offending driver–often an elderly lady–is confronted by a crowd of “witnesses,” psychologically pressured and intimidated to pay up cash on the spot. Since the Age of the Dash-cam, hustle has withered from a flourishing enterprise to a dying trade, mainly thriving in the provinces where dash-cams are less prevalent.

And then, sometimes, someone will jump under your car at a crossing, laying on the asphalt, simulating a badly hurt pedestrian waiting for that cop conveniently parked nearby. This dramatic extortion scheme was common, until the Age of the Dash-cam. Oh, and there are such juicy, triumphant tales about of would-be extortion victims turning the scheme around and telling the cast members to pay them money or they’re going to jail for this little performance! Don’t try it.

And because of those dash-cams, there’s like a whole YouTube industry of spectacular car crashes from Russia. It’s like snuff-film heaven.

This is like the Gangnam Style of Russian car-crash snuff movies. Don’t say you weren’t warned if you decide to click on this…

So yeah – here in Louisiana we got some scary-bad drivers.

But we’re minor-league compared to the vodka’ed-up Cossacks they got over there.


2 Comments

  1. Unbelievable. Crazy. Remind me to never go to Russia. Not that I'd want to anyway. Too cold and I don't like vodka.

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