“Dan Marino publicly acknowledged to impregnating a CBS production assistant in 2004. The legendary quarterback may have been retired, but he was still throwing passes.
“And his dolphins were still swimming.”
– Terry “T-Mac” Delaney
“It didn’t take me long to make up my mind that these liars warn’t no kings nor dukes at all, but just low-down humbugs and frauds.” – Huckleberry Finn