…and like pretty much everything else they do in Brazil it’s (1) dumb and (2) not classy.

Well, that’s a little harsh. Brazilian restaurants are awesome.

Brazilian Mardi Gras? Not awesome. Not compared to Endymion, at least. And soccer. Come on with the stupid soccer.

Speaking of “come on with the stupid,” this is how they tell people about testicular cancer in Brazil. They make up a mascot for it and they call him “Mr. Balls.”

Scuse me…Senhor Testiculo.

And this is what he looks like…

Cute kid. What’s that on her face?