Y’all know about those James Earl Jones/Malcolm McDowell Sprint commercials, right? The ones where they make fun of all the stupid stuff people do with their smart phones the service for which they wanna sell you?

Yeah, those.

Everybody’s laughin’ like fools about the Totes McGoats one. Which is damn funny.

But there’s a new one. For this nutria’s money, it’s funnier. Creepier, yeah, but funnier. James Earl Jones ain’t been this good since Conan the Barbarian…

I’m thinkin’ about you, too, Darth.