From an e-mail that’s going around…
The economy is so bad that.
. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries.
. I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
. My ATM gave me an IOU!
. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
. I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
. I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
. If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
. McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
. . A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
. Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
. A picture is now only worth 200 words.
. They renamed Wall Street “Wal-Mart Street .”
. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 trillion disappear!
. I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck…