Boy, That Economy Sure Is Lousy…

From an e-mail that’s going around…

The economy is so bad that.

. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries.

. I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

. My ATM gave me an IOU!

. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

. I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

. I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.

. If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

. McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

. . A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

. Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

. A picture is now only worth 200 words.

. They renamed Wall Street “Wal-Mart Street .”

. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 trillion disappear!

And, finally…

. I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck…

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