Gutfeld: I’m Opening A Gay Bar Next To Ground Zero Mosque

If you’ve ever dealt with the extreme insomnia required to make it to 2 a.m., you might have seen Fox News’ Red Eye program, hosted by funnyman Greg Gutfeld. He’s usually got an interesting mix of satire, silliness and drop-dead hilarious one-liners – and yet being on that late, the show will put you to sleep anyway.

But Gutfeld isn’t cracking a joke this time. He’s completely serious. And yet his idea is the most entertaining yet.

Gutfeld is going to open a gay bar next door to the Ground Zero mosque. It’s going to be a gay bar which caters to Islamic gays as well as those of other cultural persuasions.

So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it’s all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.

As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque – after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law – who can stop them?

Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I’ve decided to do the same thing.

I’m announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.

This is not a joke. I’ve already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.

As you know, the Muslim faith doesn’t look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I’m building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.

The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps – but still want to dance.

Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.

My place, however, will have better music.

This, we’ve got to see.



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