“Well, it is a little early to declare. Usually most wait until the year the seat is up. But since I am nearly old enough to be Levi’s grandfather I think it would be wise for him to get a high school diploma and keep his clothes on. The voters like that!”

– Wasilla, Alaska Mayor Verne Rupright, upon hearing news that erstwhile Sarah Palin son-in-law/Bristol Palin baby-daddy Levi Johnston wants to run for his job for a proposed reality TV show.