We ran across this little gem last night: apparently there’s a woman in the clink up in Bossier on bigamy charges who has admitted to marrying three different guys since 1993.

Which isn’t all THAT unusual, except that none of the husbands died and she didn’t divorce any of them. She just went and married somebody else, somewhere else.

The first guy was in Dallas. That was in 1993. Then there was a guy she married in Shreveport in 2005. Then she married another dude in Arkansas in 2007.

The guy she married in Shreveport went to the fun house, which is why she hooked up with the third fella. Now she’s in the same jail Hubby #2 was in.

We’re gonna assume she’s a hell of a cook. And she’s got a great personality. And that she likes rasslin’.