An Old Lady, A Hot Blonde, A Cajun And Obama On A Train

From an e-mail MacAoidh forwarded to me…

Sitting together on a train were Obama, a Cajun, a little old lady and a young blonde girl with large breasts. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks:
Cajun must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Cajun thinks:
I can’t wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the shit out of Obama again.

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