Maybe Y’All Ought To Grow Fur

I’d say you ought to look into it.

At least if you did, there wouldn’t be this

There’s more…

we love tattoos ,wheather they are for respect…fun…or things you like and interest you …now we know with in ourselves why we got them…so people need to understand its for our own pleasure and / or peace of mind

1. TATTOOS ARE PERSONAL

2. TATTOOS ARE MORE COMMON THAN THEY USED TO BE

3. IF WE WANT TO COVER OURSELVES WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO WHAT EVER WE WANT

See, we nutria don’t have this problem. Ever see a nutria with a tattoo? No, you haven’t. That’s not an accident.

Look, if you want to mark yourself up with cartoon art or whatever, that’s fine. But the idea that you’d go around looking like a graffiti wall and nobody would have an opinion about it makes you a dolt. You might have the right to look like a dope, but you don’t have the right to approval or popularity. If you look like a dope, pretty soon somebody’s gonna treat you like a dope.

And by the way, the same freedom you think is so badass because it lets you have tattoos is also badass because some old square rich white dude who has the money to hire somebody has the freedom to say to himself “Self, I’m thinkin’ I’m not hiring some dope what’s covered with tattoos.”

So there.

Maybe the clowns who whine about how people don’t think their body art is as special as they do should consider that the prudes might be right. Or wear a long-sleeve shirt or something.

Or like I said, grow some fur.

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