Was This Cat In The Car With Darron Thomas?

Probably not. He’s the Secretary of Agriculture.

They might let him grow his own. Or maybe there’s a deal with those Mexicans Eric Holder sells guns to where he gets his stash from them.

He needs to be drug-tested, though. Because he thinks food stamps equals economic development and jobs.

Remember when the number of people on food stamps used to be put out there as evidence of how big a failure a president is? Now these clowns are bragging about it.

It’s still a LONG way from Election Day. Too long.

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